Swag for the Modern Santarchist

Some of you are new to santarchism and some of you have been practicing it for years. Whether you're a rookie or an old hand, the question we get is: How's a Santa supposed to let someone know what his or her belief is? Well never fear my little droogies, you have been asking, and we are answering. Check out the new swag we've added to the site.

And... In case you're new to this whole interweb thing, you can click on any of those thumbnail images to see a bigger version.

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Totes to tote... LIQUOR! Or anything else you need to carry around. They are 100% cotton canvas approximately fourteen inches wide by fifteen inches high.

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Here's the perfect training aid to help you while you are doing your twelve ounce curls in the summer. Confuse your family and friends. So when they ask: "Is it for Halloween? Or is it for Christmas?" Don't answer. Just give them "that look" 'cause you're a santarchist after all.